03-15-2011 03:26 PM - edited 03-15-2011 03:26 PM
This poem is for you.
Hello I found your resume
Please update it
So I know where you're coming from
Send me your profile
and LinkedIn Page too
I have a great job
That is perfect for you!
Do it right away
Time is running out
For this excellent opportunity
I'm so excited I can shout
A day goes by,
no, two, thee, no five!!!
I wonder if this recruiter
is even alive!
I did what they asked
In such a hurried task
But they leave me here
like a half drunk flask
I never heard back
From the recruiter again
I thought they were my friend
But recruiters are scoundrels
Each and every one!
They love to lie
They do it for fun!
03-15-2011 11:13 PM
Recruit in Suit!!!
Whiteboards and blackberries,
Send your resume, please hurry,
Nevermind the rates or the contracts,
Here is our address your interview will be at,
Openings are rare, can you be here tomorrow?
Actually, do you have a friend's email address I could borrow?
My client is fortune-500, big body shop,
If you are American, you know you have no shot,
I need to see you face-to-face,
But in reality I need to keep you in my database,
Jobs there are, but not for you,
Please don't delete my message, I need work too!!!!
For the past V-Day!!!
Deleted Mail is red, forwarded is blue,
Guess what this recruiter has in store for you?
Artifical leads and clients for you to pursue,
My name is ______ it is hard to pronounce,
A non-job without question, in fact, never doubt,
When can you start, that is my question?
The rate is so low, you should change professions!!!
I am a musician outside of IT, maybe take a stab at it?